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| Aimer | 
A military driver | 
| All Clips | 
Swear a dit/story is true | 
| Anchor Faced | 
To be totally intoxicated by the Royal Navy | 
| Ankle biters | 
Children | 
| The Andrew | 
The Royal Navy | 
B
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| Bang-box | 
The gun turret (on big ships) | 
| Bag-rat | 
Packed lunch invariably containing salt & vinegar crisps and a can of bitter lemon! | 
| Bandy | 
A Musician | 
| Bandy | 
The Bandmaster of a Band | 
| Banjo | 
A sandwich, usually egg or bacon | 
| Banyan | 
An impromptu beach party | 
| Barracks | 
A military camp and the Royal Marines mess deck on board ship | 
| Belay | 
To cease doing something, cancel what you were told | 
| Bezzy | 
Best as in “Bezzy oppo” | 
| Bish | 
Chaplain or Padre | 
| Bite | 
To fool somebody into doing or believing something stupid | 
| Bivvy | 
Bivouac. A temporary shelter in the field, usually made from branches, foliage and a personal poncho | 
| Bimble | 
To walk at a casual pace | 
| Bin liner job | 
Very ugly gronk who requires a bin liner to cover her entire body | 
| Black maskers | 
Thick black masking tape that is the all in one answer to service DIY | 
| Bone | 
A stupid thing to do or a stupid person | 
| Bonedome | 
Helmet (climbing or Kevlar) | 
| Bootneck | 
A Royal Marine | 
| Boss | 
The Director of Music | 
| Brag-rags | 
Medal ribbons | 
| Brown job | 
Army | 
| Bubbly Bosun | 
One who collected and issued the Rum | 
| Bundy | 
A curry or Indian meal/restaurant | 
| Bugles | 
A Bugle Major, a collection of Musical Instruments | 
| Bunting tosser | 
Signaller of any rank | 
| Buzz | 
A rumour, sometimes true though usually not | 
| BZ | 
Bravo Zulu – well done usually sent on a signal | 
C
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| Chad valley | 
Describes a piece of equipment that is prone to failure | 
| Chad as yer dad | 
See Chad Valley | 
| Chateau Crappers | 
Wine, preferably cheap, always nasty | 
| Charlie-G | 
The Carl Gustav 84mm anti-tank weapon | 
| Chicken on a raft | 
Egg on toast | 
| Chief Loafer | 
Chaplain or Padre | 
| Chinese Wedding Cake | 
Rice pudding | 
| Chins | 
Hard luck | 
| Chin straps | 
Tired, “I’m on my chinstraps” | 
| Chippy | 
A carpenter | 
| Chit | 
Request form | 
| Chop-chop | 
Move quickly | 
| Church key | 
A bottle opener | 
| Civvy | 
Civilian | 
| Club swinger | 
PTI (Physical Training Instructor) | 
| Cockie | 
Cockroach | 
| Colonel / Colonel Gaddafi | 
The NAAFI shop | 
| Colours / Colour Stripey | 
Colour Sergeant | 
| Corps pissed | 
To be totally intoxicated by the Royal Marines | 
| Crabby | 
Dirty | 
| Crash out | 
Go to sleep | 
D
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| Damager | 
NAAFI manager, always a civvy, even in war-time | 
| Dark and Dirty | 
Pusser’s rum and Coke | 
| Devil Dodger | 
Chaplain or Padre | 
| Dhoby – Dhobi | 
To have a wash or wash your clothes | 
| Dhoby dust | 
Washing powder | 
| Dhoby marks | 
Rank badges | 
| Dhoby run | 
A trip to the launderette | 
| Dhoby waller | 
Person who gets pinged to do the Dhoby | 
| Dig out, Dig out Blind | 
To make an all out effort | 
| Dipped | 
To miss out on something: To dip out | 
| Dip stick | 
Idiot | 
| Dit | 
Story | 
| Divs | 
An attractive woman (Divine) | 
| Divs or Divisions | 
A Naval Parade | 
| Doc | 
A Doctor, Medical assistant or any sick bay staff | 
| Dockyard Cavalry | 
Ships Marines | 
| Dockyard omelette/Pizza | 
Vomit | 
| Dockyard tortoise | 
Cornish pastie (oggie) | 
| Dog watch | 
Two 2 hour watches to equalise the roster, also a derogatory term for short length of service | 
| Doofer | 
A bit that goes on something | 
| Double-bagger | 
A particularly ugly woman or man: Put a bag on your own head in case the one on theirs falls off | 
| Drip | 
To moan incescently, usually a sign that the troop are happy | 
| Dropping a sprog | 
To give birth to a baby | 
| Drummy | 
The Drum Major of a band | 
| Duff | 
any pudding | 
| Duffer | 
Someone who is Bone/stupid | 
| Duty Beauty | 
Duty person | 
E
 | 
| Egyptian PT | 
A nap in the afternoon where you get into bed and adopt the position of a Pharaoh | 
| Endex | 
the order given to end an exercise or end it early, also used to halt a conversation, lesson or activity | 
| Eric the red | 
Rust on a weapon | 
| Essence | 
Gorgeous woman or man | 
| Eyebrows | 
Offering something as Genuine and offering your eyebrows to be shaved off if you are found to be lying. “Drummy wants you”, “Don’t lie”, “Eyebrows that he wants you” | 
F
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| Fang farrier | 
Dentist | 
| Fast back | 
Taxi | 
| Fat knacker | 
A not very fit person | 
| Father | 
Ship’s captain | 
| Flag flapper | 
Signaller | 
| Flannel | 
Waffle, Bull | 
| Flapping | 
Panicking, (Flapping around like a headless chicken) | 
| Flat | 
Open space between mess decks on board ship | 
| Foo Foo | 
Pusser’s foot powder | 
G
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| Galley | 
The Junior Ranks Dinning Hall | 
| Gannet | 
Any individual with a large appetite for food | 
| Gash | 
Rubbish | 
| Gash-hand | 
One who is left over after the working party has been detailed off | 
| Gen | 
The truth, genuine | 
| Gen dit | 
Genuine story | 
| Gig | 
A band engagement | 
| Gizzit | 
Any item that might be worth having that someone else no longer needs | 
| Gizzit | 
Presents brought back from a trip “Oh, I like that… gizzit” | 
| Globe & Buster | 
The Corps Crest also the journal of the Royal Marines The Globe and Laurel | 
| Gobshyte | 
Someone who is vocal and often speaks out of turn with little knowledge on the subject | 
| Gobbling rods | 
Knife fork and spoon | 
| Goffers | 
1) Cold fizzy drinks 2) A big wave 3) to punch someone | 
| God Squad | 
Chaplain or Padre | 
| Gongs | 
Medals | 
| Gonk bag | 
sleeping bag | 
| Gonking | 
Nodding off, snoozing | 
| Go Outside | 
To leave the Corps | 
| Gopping | 
Something that is really horrible “That kebab was gopping, it made me ill” | 
| Grease Pit | 
Washing up duty | 
| Green | 
Naive, gullible, not very knowledgeable | 
| Green lid | 
Green Beret | 
| Green rub | 
rotten job/duty, to be seen off | 
| Grey funnel line | 
Ships of the Royal Navy | 
| Grippo | 
Someone who latches on to a free run ashore, drink or a meal. Usually in a foreign port | 
| Gronk | 
An ugly woman | 
| Grot | 
Your room in the accommodation | 
| Gucci | 
A piece of kit that is really good and new | 
| Gulpers | 
A quantity of drink somewhere between ‘Sippers’ and ‘Sandy Bottoms’ | 
| Guz | 
Plymouth, from the WW1 radio ID letters for the port GUZ | 
H
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| Hanging out | 
Mental or physical tiredness, exhausted | 
| Hank / Hank Marvin | 
Starving | 
| Harry | 
Used before certain words to increase their magnitude e.g. “Harry Icers”, “Harry Roughers” | 
| Heads | 
Toilets, from the old sailing ships where the toilets were directly beneath the figure head | 
| Honkers | 
Hong Kong | 
| Honking | 
Very dirty | 
| Hoofing | 
Fantastic, brilliant | 
| Horse box | 
The Sergeants Mess on board ship | 
I
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| Icers | 
Very cold | 
| In the rattle | 
In serious trouble | 
J
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| Jack / Jolly Jack | 
A sailor | 
| Jack dusty | 
Royal Navy supply rating | 
| Jenny | 
A female sailor (comes from Jenny Wren (WRNS)) | 
| Jimmy the one | 
First Lieutenant | 
| Joe | 
RM commanding officer on board ship | 
| Joss Man | 
The Master At Arms | 
K
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| KFS | 
Knife fork & spoon | 
| Kit muster | 
A personal kit inspection, also describes vomiting | 
L
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| Lash up | 
To treat someone, also describes a cock-up | 
| Limers | 
Lime juice or any none fizzy cordial | 
| Loafing | 
Hanging around aimlessly, to leave something out that should be put away | 
| Lovats | 
Royal Marines number 2 uniform | 
M
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| Make and mend | 
Early finish on Wednesday or Friday afternoons | 
| Mankey | 
Dirty | 
| Minging | 
Very drunk | 
| Mortal | 
To be very drunk, “I was mortal last night” | 
| Mudhook | 
Ship’s Anchor | 
| MUFTI | 
Civilian clothing | 
N
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| Neaters | 
Undiluted pusser’s rum, difficult or hard | 
| Nelson’s blood | 
Rum | 
| Nelson’s eye | 
Jammie Dodger biscuits | 
| Neptune’s Bodyguard | 
Ships Marines | 
| Ninja | 
Something that is very difficult or hard, A Ninja PT session | 
| Nod | 
A recruit in training | 
| Nutty | 
Sweets and chocolate | 
O
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| Oggin | 
The sea or any stretch of water | 
| Old Joe | 
Captain in charge of RM detachment on board ship | 
| Old man | 
Captain of the ship | 
| One eyed steak | 
A Kipper | 
| Oppo | 
Friend, Buddy | 
| Outside | 
Life after leaving the Corps | 
P
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| Paraffin pigeon | 
Helicopter | 
| Party | 
Girlfriend | 
| Pash | 
Girlfriend/Boyfriend | 
| Pavement pizza | 
Vomit | 
| Percy | 
Percy pongo, someone from the Army | 
| Phys | 
PT of any form | 
| Picturise | 
To put in the picture, informed, to receive an explanation | 
| Pig | 
Officer, (see also Rupert, Rodney) | 
| Piglets | 
Midshipmen | 
| Pig sty | 
Officers Mess | 
| Pinged | 
To be spotted, to be picked for a particularly dirty job | 
| Pipe | 
Used on naval ships in place of the bugle, also the tannoy system on board ship | 
| Piso | 
Careful with money, tight | 
| Pit | 
Bed, bed space or bunk | 
| Planters | 
Polo/smart shirt and trousers | 
| Pompey | 
Portsmouth | 
| Pongo | 
Anyone from the Army, ‘Where the army goes the pong goes | 
| Port & Starboard Scran Spanners | 
Knives and Forks | 
| Poltice Walloper | 
Medical Assistant | 
| Power nap | 
A short intense sleep when a short time is allowed i.e. on a coach to a gig, after or before a field exercise | 
| Proffed | 
Goods acquiring by dubious methods from the establishment rather than another marine | 
| Pusser | 
The Royal Navy/Royal Marines | 
| Pussers threes | 
3 pack of biscuits | 
| Pusser’s charger/chariot | 
service issue bike | 
| Pusser’s planks | 
service issue Skis | 
Q
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| Quaffer | 
Posh sounding officer | 
| Queens | 
Used to convince someone that you are not getting them on a bite | 
R
 | 
| Rabbits | 
Presents or souvenirs | 
| Racing snake | 
A very fast runner | 
| Redders | 
Very hot | 
| Rembrant / Rembranted | 
To be in the picture / put in the picture | 
| R.M.R. | 
Royal Marines Reserves, see rubber daggers | 
| Rock ape | 
A member of the RAF Regiment | 
| Rodney | 
Officer | 
| Roughers | 
Stormy weather | 
| Rubber dagger | 
A Royal Marines Reservist | 
| Rug rats | 
Children | 
| Rum Rat | 
One who enjoyed his rum, a lot! | 
| Run Ashore | 
To go out for a few drinks, a night out | 
| Rupert | 
Officer, (see Pig, Rodney) | 
S
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| Sad on | 
To be unhappy or annoyed | 
| Safeguard | 
Swear a dit/story is true | 
| Sandy bottoms | 
To drain the whole glass/can or bottle | 
| Scab Lifter | 
Medical Assistant | 
| Scran | 
Food or a meal (Breakfast, Lunch or Dinner) | 
| Scran bag | 
A scruffy individual who looks like his clothes have never been ironed | 
| Scran bag | 
Also a collection point for loose bits of kit on a ship. A small fine is paid before retrieval | 
| Sea daddy | 
An experienced Marine or sailor who looks after a younger recruit to show him/her the ropes | 
| Sea Dust | 
Salt | 
| Secure | 
To finish for the day or after a watch | 
| Sick Bay | 
Royal Navy Medical Centre | 
| Sick Bay Ranger | 
Someone who spends a lot of time off sick | 
| Sin bosun | 
Chaplain or Padre | 
| Singers | 
Singapore | 
| Sippers | 
A sip of a drink | 
| Skivver | 
One who hides from work. A workshy person | 
| Sky Pilot | 
Chaplain or Padre | 
| Slide | 
Margarine / Butter | 
| Slug | 
Sleeping bag | 
| Sneaky Beaky | 
A member of the SBS or Special Forces | 
| Snotty | 
Historic nickname for a midshipman in the Royal Navy | 
| Snurgle | 
To sneak or creep on out of sight | 
| Sods opera | 
A show that is put on by the ships company or unit to entertain themselves | 
| Soup Jockey | 
Officers Steward or Ward Room Attendant | 
| Spin | 
To tell or explain as in ‘Spin a dit’ | 
| Spithead Pheasants | 
Kippers | 
| Sprog | 
A child | 
| Standeasy | 
A tea break taken during the morning and the afternoon | 
| Sticks or Sticky Blue | 
Royal Marines bugler | 
| Strawberry/Raspberry Mivvy | 
Civilian | 
| Stripey | 
Sergeant | 
| Swamp | 
To wet something (Swamp the bed, Swamp the table), to urinate – go for a swamp | 
| Sweating neaters | 
To be worried | 
T
 | 
| Three badger | 
A Marine with 3 good conduct stripes | 
| Threaders | 
To be seriously upset | 
| TUBBIN | 
Thumb up bum brain in neutral | 
U
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| Uckers | 
A game loosely based on ludo | 
| Up Homers | 
Invited round to someone’s house for a meal or drinks | 
V
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W
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| Waggon | 
A lorry | 
| Wardroom | 
Officers mess on board ship or in a Naval establishment | 
| Weather guesser | 
The met officer on board ship, also known as Professor Fog | 
| Wet | 
A drink | 
| WREN | 
A female sailor | 
| WREN Repellent | 
Aftershave | 
| Winger | 
A close friend | 
| Wooly pully | 
The green issue jumper | 
X
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Y
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| Yaffle | 
To eat | 
| Yaffling irons/spanners | 
Knife, fork and spoon | 
| Yeti | 
A spectacular crash while skiing or to fall over | 
| Yodel in a bucket | 
Vomit also Pavement pizza, dockyard omelette and technicolor yawn | 
| Yomp | 
To force march with a heavy load | 
| Yonks | 
A long time. | 
| Yoyo | 
A young officer in training | 
Z
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| Zap | 
To shoot or be shot | 
| Zeds/(ZZZZZZZZ’s) | 
To get some sleep | 
| Zulu | 
Greenwich meantime, also Z company, 45 Commando Royal Marines |