The 60’s are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers,
who can remember doing the “Limbo” as if it were yesterday!
The new lyrics include:
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Bobby Darin’s —
“Splish, Splash, I Was Having A Flash!”
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Herman’s Hermits —
“Mrs. Brown, You’ve Got a Lovely Walker!”
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Ringo Starr —
“I Get By With A Little Help From Depends!”
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The Bee Gees —
“How Can You Mend A Broken Hip?”
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Roberta Flack —
“The First Time Ever I forgot Your Face!”
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Johnny Nash —
“I Can’t See Clearly Now!”
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Paul Simon—
“Fifty Ways To Lose Your Liver”
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The Commodores —
“Once, Twice, Three times To The Bathroom!”
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Procol Harem—
“A Whiter Shade Of Hair!”
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Leo Sayer —
“You Make Me Feel Like Napping!”
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The Temptations —
“Papa’s Got A Kidney Stone!”
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Abba—
“Denture Queen!”
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Tony Orlando —
“Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall!”
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Helen Reddy —
“I Am Woman; Hear Me Snore!”
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Leslie Gore—
“It’s My Procedure, and I’ll Cry If I Want To!”
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And, last, but NOT least,
Willie Nelson —
“On the Commode Again!”
