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FULL BODY SCANS AT HEATHROW AIRPORT: The B.A.A. Disclosed the Airport Screening Results
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Terrorists Discovered |
0 |
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Transvestites |
133 |
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Hernias |
1,485 |
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Haemorrhoid Cases |
3,172 |
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Enlarged Prostates |
8,249 |
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Breast Implants |
59,350 |
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Natural Blondes |
3 |
It was also discovered that 295 members of Parliament had no balls.
