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  A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the oasis only to find a British soldier selling regimental ties. … Continue reading →

Between the security of childhood and the insecurity of manhood, we find a fascinating species of humans called BOOTNECKS. They come in all shapes and sizes. In trucks, in boats, in various barracks. In love and always in debt. A “BOOTNECK” is sharp with … Continue reading →

A little lad sat all alone, consumed in childish dreams A football lay by his side, unraveling at its seams. The final game had just been played, the score was 5 – 2 His football team had lost again but … Continue reading →

When I was young When I was young I took an oath. I took a shilling from the Queen. I`d said I`d give it everything to be a Royal Marine. But now I`m old and slowing down. I`m heading for … Continue reading →

If you’re are or was squaddie, then you must be able to relate to at least 5 of these If your a Bootneck You will relate to all of them You know you’ve been Defence institutionalised (Made military) when…You use … Continue reading →

I have a little Satnav It sits there in my car A Satnav is a driver’s friend It tells you where you are I have a little Satnav I’ve had it all my life It does more than the normal … Continue reading →