A Northern Territories (Oz) farm hand, radios back to the farm manager.<\/p>\n
‘Boss, I got one helluva problem here… I hit a ruddy pig with the truck. The pig seems OK, but he’s stuck in the roo-bars on the front and is wriggling and squealing so blady much, I can’t get ‘im out.<\/p>\n
The manager says,’Ok, there’s a ….303 rifle behind the seat in the rack, take it, shoot the pig and you’ll be able to remove it.’<\/p>\n
Five minutes later the farm hand calls back, ‘I did what you said Boss. Took the gun, shot the pig in the head and removed him from the bull-bars. No problem there, but I still can’t go on’.<\/p>\n
‘So what’s the f**king problem na mate?’ raged the Manager. ‘<\/p>\n
Well boss, it’s his motor-bike….it’s stuck under the wheel arch and the bloody blue light wont stop flashing..’……………. A Northern Territories (Oz) farm hand, radios back to the farm manager. ‘Boss, I got one helluva problem here… I hit a ruddy pig with the truck. The pig seems OK, but he’s stuck in the roo-bars on the front … Continue reading