{"id":4154,"date":"2018-03-18T16:57:57","date_gmt":"2018-03-18T16:57:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.foxnwolf.com\/locknload\/?p=4154"},"modified":"2018-03-18T17:18:03","modified_gmt":"2018-03-18T17:18:03","slug":"how-to-tell-if-your-next-door-neighbour-is-a-spy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/foxnwolf.com\/locknload\/?p=4154","title":{"rendered":"How to Tell if Your Next Door Neighbour Is a Spy, Handler or Hitter (in the UK)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>How to tell if your next door neighbour is a spy <\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\u2022 He\/she doesn\u2019t speak unless spoken to.<\/p>\n<p>\u2022 Makes no effort to make the house attractive or homely (but all techy inside).<\/p>\n<p>\u2022 Makes phone calls from the bottom of the garden, in a car, or\u00a0 from a man cave, at any hour of the day or night (generally ex military).<\/p>\n<p>\u2022 Has mastered the art of being faceless \u2013 if you were asked to give the police a physical description, you would struggle.<\/p>\n<p>\u2022 Never ventures a political opinion on any subject \u2013 definitely, a dead giveaway (but, could lean to the right).<\/p>\n<p>\u2022 Speaks suspiciously good English, like the villain in a spy film (but can be colloquial, means he\/she is a handler or a hitter).<\/p>\n<p>\u2022 Clams up when asked about plans for Christmas\/summer holidays or a meet at the local bar \/ pub.<\/p>\n<p>\u2022 Has never been heard to laugh \u2013 humorlessness is one of the hallmarks of a spy (laughs at every-ones jokes loaded with some sarcasm).<\/p>\n<p>\u2022 Couldn\u2019t name a single member of the England football team (change name of team for your own country).<\/p>\n<p>Finally, they will own a &#8220;PO BOX&#8221; (postman will only ever deliver flyers, could be local or 100 clicks away).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>How to tell if your next door neighbour is a spy \u2022 He\/she doesn\u2019t speak unless spoken to. \u2022 Makes no effort to make the house attractive or homely (but all techy inside). \u2022 Makes phone calls from the bottom &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/foxnwolf.com\/locknload\/?p=4154\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4154","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxnwolf.com\/locknload\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4154","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxnwolf.com\/locknload\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxnwolf.com\/locknload\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxnwolf.com\/locknload\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxnwolf.com\/locknload\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4154"}],"version-history":[{"count":12,"href":"https:\/\/foxnwolf.com\/locknload\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4154\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4166,"href":"https:\/\/foxnwolf.com\/locknload\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4154\/revisions\/4166"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxnwolf.com\/locknload\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4154"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxnwolf.com\/locknload\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4154"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxnwolf.com\/locknload\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4154"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}