{"id":2861,"date":"2015-12-01T16:00:25","date_gmt":"2015-12-01T16:00:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.foxnwolf.com\/locknload\/?p=2861"},"modified":"2015-12-01T16:00:25","modified_gmt":"2015-12-01T16:00:25","slug":"home-security-update","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/foxnwolf.com\/locknload\/?p=2861","title":{"rendered":"Home Security Update&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">In the light of recent police announcements that they no longer consider it necessary to attend the scene of domestic burglaries I have taken down the St. George&#8217;s flag from beside the house and peeled the burglar alarm sticker off the front door. We&#8217;ve disconnected our home alarm system and quit our Neighbourhood Watch.<br clear=\"none\" \/>\u00a0<br clear=\"none\" \/>I&#8217;ve bought two Pakistani flags on eBay and raised them in the front garden, one at each corner, plus a black flag of ISIS in the centre. Now the local police, CID, MI5, the SAS and other UK Counter Terrorism agencies are all watching the house 24\/7.<br clear=\"none\" \/>\u00a0<br clear=\"none\" \/>We&#8217;ve never felt safer and we&#8217;re saving \u00a324.95 a month&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In the light of recent police announcements that they no longer consider it necessary to attend the scene of domestic burglaries I have taken down the St. George&#8217;s flag from beside the house and peeled the burglar alarm sticker off &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/foxnwolf.com\/locknload\/?p=2861\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2861","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxnwolf.com\/locknload\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2861","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxnwolf.com\/locknload\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxnwolf.com\/locknload\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxnwolf.com\/locknload\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxnwolf.com\/locknload\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2861"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/foxnwolf.com\/locknload\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2861\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2862,"href":"https:\/\/foxnwolf.com\/locknload\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2861\/revisions\/2862"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxnwolf.com\/locknload\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2861"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxnwolf.com\/locknload\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2861"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxnwolf.com\/locknload\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2861"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}