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DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN’S PERSONAL\u00a0 ADS:<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n 40-ish<\/strong>…………………………..<\/strong>49.<\/strong><\/p>\n Adventurous<\/strong>…………………..<\/strong>Slept with everyone.<\/strong><\/p>\n Athletic<\/strong>………………………….<\/strong>No breasts.<\/strong><\/p>\n Average looking<\/strong>………………..<\/strong>Moooo.<\/strong><\/p>\n Beautiful<\/strong>…………………………<\/strong>Pathological liar.<\/strong><\/p>\n Emotionally Secure<\/strong>…………….<\/strong>On medication.<\/strong><\/p>\n Feminist<\/strong>…………………………..<\/strong>Fat.<\/strong><\/p>\n Free spirit<\/strong>……………………….<\/strong>Junkie.<\/strong><\/p>\n Friendship first<\/strong>………………….<\/strong>Former slut.<\/strong><\/p>\n New-Age<\/strong>……………………….<\/strong>Body hair in the wrong places.<\/strong><\/p>\n Old-fashioned<\/strong>…………………..<\/strong>No BJs.<\/strong><\/p>\n Open-minded<\/strong>…………………..<\/strong>Desperate.<\/strong><\/p>\n Outgoing<\/strong>………………………..<\/strong>Loud and Embarrassing.<\/strong><\/p>\n Professional<\/strong>……………………..<\/strong>Bitch.<\/strong><\/p>\n Voluptuous<\/strong>……………………..<\/strong>Very Fat.<\/strong><\/p>\n Large frame<\/strong>…………………….<\/strong>Hugely Fat.<\/strong><\/p>\n Wants Soul mate<\/strong>………………<\/strong>Stalker.<\/strong><\/p>\n WOMEN’S ENGLISH:<\/strong><\/p>\n 1.<\/strong>\u00a0Yes\u00a0<\/strong>=<\/strong>\u00a0No<\/strong><\/p>\n 2.<\/strong>\u00a0No\u00a0<\/strong>=\u00a0<\/strong>Yes<\/strong><\/p>\n 3.<\/strong>\u00a0Maybe\u00a0<\/strong>=<\/strong>\u00a0No<\/strong><\/p>\n 4.<\/strong>\u00a0We need\u00a0<\/strong>=<\/strong>\u00a0I want<\/strong><\/p>\n 5.<\/strong>\u00a0I am sorry\u00a0<\/strong>=<\/strong>\u00a0You’ll be sorry<\/strong><\/p>\n 6.<\/strong>\u00a0We need to talk\u00a0<\/strong>=<\/strong>\u00a0You’re in trouble<\/strong><\/p>\n 7.<\/strong>\u00a0Sure, go ahead\u00a0<\/strong>=<\/strong>\u00a0You better not<\/strong><\/p>\n 8.<\/strong>\u00a0Do what you want\u00a0<\/strong>=<\/strong>\u00a0You will pay for this later<\/strong><\/p>\n 9.<\/strong>\u00a0I am not upset\u00a0<\/strong>=<\/strong>\u00a0Of course, I am upset, you moron!<\/strong><\/p>\n 10.<\/strong>\u00a0You’re certainly attentive tonight\u00a0<\/strong>=\u00a0<\/strong>Is sex all you ever think about?<\/strong><\/p>\n MEN’S ENGLISH:<\/strong><\/p>\n 1.<\/strong>\u00a0I am hungry\u00a0<\/strong>=<\/strong>\u00a0I am hungry<\/strong><\/p>\n 2.<\/strong>\u00a0I am sleepy\u00a0<\/strong>=<\/strong>\u00a0I am sleepy<\/strong><\/p>\n 3.<\/strong>\u00a0I am tired\u00a0<\/strong>=<\/strong>\u00a0I am tired<\/strong><\/p>\n 4.<\/strong>\u00a0Nice dress\u00a0<\/strong>=<\/strong>\u00a0Nice cleavage!<\/strong><\/p>\n 5.<\/strong>\u00a0I love you<\/strong>\u00a0=<\/strong>\u00a0Let’s have sex now<\/strong><\/p>\n 6.<\/strong>\u00a0I am bored\u00a0<\/strong>=<\/strong>\u00a0Do you want to have sex?<\/strong><\/p>\n 7.<\/strong>\u00a0May I have this dance?\u00a0<\/strong>=<\/strong>\u00a0I’d like to have sex with you.<\/strong><\/p>\n 8.<\/strong>\u00a0Can I call you sometime?\u00a0<\/strong>=<\/strong>\u00a0I’d like to have sex with you.<\/strong><\/p>\n 9.<\/strong>\u00a0Do you want to go to a movie?\u00a0<\/strong>=<\/strong>\u00a0I’d like to have sex with you.<\/strong><\/p>\n 10.<\/strong>\u00a0Can I take you out to dinner?\u00a0<\/strong>=<\/strong>\u00a0I’d like to have sex with you.<\/strong><\/p>\n 11.<\/strong>\u00a0I don’t think those shoes go with that outfit\u00a0<\/strong>=<\/strong>\u00a0I’m gay<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN’S PERSONAL\u00a0 ADS: 40-ish…………………………..49. Adventurous…………………..Slept with everyone. Athletic………………………….No breasts. Average looking………………..Moooo. Beautiful…………………………Pathological liar. Emotionally Secure…………….On medication. Feminist…………………………..Fat. Free spirit……………………….Junkie. Friendship first………………….Former slut. New-Age……………………….Body hair in the wrong places. Old-fashioned…………………..No BJs. Open-minded…………………..Desperate. Outgoing………………………..Loud and Embarrassing. Professional……………………..Bitch. Voluptuous……………………..Very … Continue reading