TOP 10 REASONS TO LIVE IN BRITISH COLUMBIA\u2026<\/b>
\n1. 2010 Winter Olympics – champagne tastes on a beer belly budget.
\n2. Vancouver: 1.5 million people and two bridges.
\n3. The local Whistler hero is a pot-smoking snowboarder.
\n4. The local wine doesn\u2019t taste like malt vinegar.
\n5. Your $400,000 Vancouver home is just 5 hours from downtown.
\n6. A university with a nude beach.
\n7. You can throw a rock and hit three Starbucks locations.
\n8. Great place for avalanche training.
\n9. There\u2019s always some sort of deforestation protest going on.
\n10. A drunk driving premier – setting a good example for all British Columbians\u2026 a Ralph Klein wannabe.<\/p>\nTOP 10 REASONS TO LIVE IN ALBERTA\u2026<\/b>
\n1. Big Rock between you and B.C.
\n2. Ottawa who?
\n3. Tax is 7 percent instead of approximately 200 percent for the rest of the country.
\n4. The Premier is a fat, alcoholic who is easy to make fun of.
\n5. Flames vs. Oilers.
\n6. Stamps vs. Eskies.
\n7. You can exploit almost any natural resource you can think of.
\n8. You live in the only province that could actually afford to be it\u2019s own country.
\n9. The Americans below you are all in anti-government militia groups.
\n10. You can attempt to murder your rich oil tycoon husband and get away with it.<\/p>\n
TOP 10 REASONS TO LIVE IN SASKATCHEWAN\u2026<\/b>
\n1. You never run out of wheat.
\n2.There are no curves or hills on the highway.
\n3. Cruise control takes on a whole new meaning.
\n4. Your province is really easy to draw.
\n5. You never have to worry about roll-back if you have a standard stick shift.
\n6. It takes you two weeks to walk to your neighbor`s house.
\n7. YOUR Roughriders survived.
\n8. You can watch the dog run away from home for hours.
\n9. People will assume you live on a farm.
\n10. Buying a huge John Deere mower makes sense.<\/p>\n
TOP 10 REASONS TO LIVE IN MANITOBA\u2026<\/b>
\n1. You wake up one morning to find you suddenly have beachfront property.
\n2. Amusing town names like \u201cFlin Flon\u201d and \u201cWinnipeg\u201d.
\n3. All your local bands make it big and move to Toronto.
\n4. The only province to ever violently rebel against the federal government.
\n5. Hundreds of huge, horribly frigid lakes.
\n6. Nothing compares to a wicked Winnipeg winter.
\n7. You don\u2019t need a car – just take the canoe to work.
\n8. You can be an Easterner or a Westerner depending on your mood.
\n9. Because of your licence plate, you are still friendly even when you cut someone off.
\n10. Pass the time watching trucks and barns float by.<\/p>\n
TOP 10 REASONS TO LIVE IN ONTARIO\u2026<\/b>
\n1. You live in the center of the universe.
\n2. Your $400,000 Toronto home is actually a dump.
\n3. You and you alone decide who will win the federal election.
\n4. There\u2019s no such thing as an Ontario Separatist. Separate from what? You are the centre of the universe.
\n5. Your grandparents sold booze to the States during Prohibition.
\n6. Lots of tourists come to Toronto because they mistakenly believe it\u2019s a cool city.
\n7. The only province with hard-core American-style crime.
\n8. Much Music\u2019s Speaker\u2019s Corner – rant and rave on national TV for a dollar.
\n9. Baseball fans park on your front lawn and pee on the side of your house.
\n10. Mike Harris: basically a sober Ralph Klein.<\/p>\n
TOP 10 REASONS TO LIVE IN QUEBEC\u2026<\/b>
\n1. Everybody assumes you\u2019re from a different planet.
\n2. Racism is socially acceptable.
\n3. The only province to ever kidnap federal politicians.
\n4. You can take bets with your friends on which English neighbor will move out next.
\n5. Other provinces basically bribe you to stay in Canada.
\n6. The FLQ.
\n7. Your hockey team is made up entirely of French guys who can\u2019t skate.
\n8. The province with the oldest, nastiest hookers.
\n9. NON-smokers are the outcasts.
\n10. You can blame all your problems on the \u201cAnglo bastards\u201d.<\/p>\n
TOP 10 REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK\u2026<\/b>
\n1. You are sandwiched between French morons and drunken Celtic fiddlers.
\n2. One way or another, the government gets 98 percent of your income.
\n3. You\u2019re poor, but not as poor as the Newfies.
\n4. When listing the provinces, everyone forgets to mention yours.
\n5. The economy is based on fish, cows, and ferrying Ontario motorists to Boston.
\n6. No one ever blames anything on New Brunswick.
\n7. You have French people, but they don\u2019t want to kill you.
\n8. Everybody has a Grandfather who runs a lighthouse.
\n9. Just as charming as Maine, but with more unemployed fishermen.
\n10. You probably live in a small seaside cottage with no television.<\/p>\n
TOP 10 REASONS TO LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA\u2026<\/b>
\n1. The only place in North America to get bombed in the war by a moron who set ammunition’s ship on fire. (Halifax Explosion).
\n2.The province is shaped like the male genitalia.
\n3. Everyone can play the fiddle. The ones who can\u2019t, think they can.
\n4. If someone asks if you\u2019re a Newfie, you are allowed to kick their butt.
\n5. The local hero is an insane, fiddle playing, sexual pervert.
\n6. The province that produced Rita MacNeil, the world\u2019s largest land mammal.
\n7 You are the \u201conly\u201d reason Anne Murray makes money.
\n8. You can pretend you have Scottish heritage as an excuse to get drunk and wear a kilt.
\n9. The economy is based on lobster and fiddle music.
\n10. Even though it smells like dead sea animals, Halifax is considered Canada\u2019s most beautiful city.<\/p>\n
TOP 10 REASONS TO LIVE ON PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND\u2026<\/b>
\n1. Even though more people live on Vancouver Island, you still got the big kick-ass bridge.
\n2. You can walk across the province in half an hour.
\n3. You were probably once an extra on \u201cRoad to Avonlea\u201d.
\n4. This is where all those tiny red potatoes come from.
\n5. The economy is based on fish, potatoes, and CBC TV shows.
\n6. Tourists arrive, see the \u201cAnne of Green Gables\u201d house, then promptly leave.
\n7. You can drive across the province in two minutes.
\n8. It doesn\u2019t matter to you if Quebec separates.
\n9. You don\u2019t share a border with the Americans, or with anyone for that matter.
\n10. You can confuse ships by turning your porch lights on and off at night.<\/p>\n
TOP 10 REASONS TO LIVE IN NEWFOUNDLAND\u2026<\/b>
\n1. The poorest, drunkest province in Confederation.
\n2. If Quebec separates, you will float off to sea.
\n3. In the rare case when someone moves to the Rock, you can make them kiss a dead cod.
\n4. The economy is based on fish, seafood, and fish-related products.
\n5. If you do something stupid, you have a built-in excuse.
\n6. You & only you understand the meaning of Great Big Sea\u2019s lyrics.
\n7. The workday is about two hours long.
\n8. You are credited with many great inventions, like the solar-powered flashlight and the screen door for submarines.
\n9. CBC sets time in terms of you being on the half hour.
\n10. It is socially acceptable to wear your hip waders on your wedding day.<\/span><\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n\n| <\/td>\n | \u00a0<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" TOP 10 REASONS TO LIVE IN BRITISH COLUMBIA\u2026 1. 2010 Winter Olympics – champagne tastes on a beer belly budget. 2. Vancouver: 1.5 million people and two bridges. 3. The local Whistler hero is a pot-smoking snowboarder. 4. The … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1751","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxnwolf.com\/locknload\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1751","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxnwolf.com\/locknload\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxnwolf.com\/locknload\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxnwolf.com\/locknload\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxnwolf.com\/locknload\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1751"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/foxnwolf.com\/locknload\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1751\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1753,"href":"https:\/\/foxnwolf.com\/locknload\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1751\/revisions\/1753"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxnwolf.com\/locknload\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1751"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxnwolf.com\/locknload\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1751"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxnwolf.com\/locknload\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1751"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}} |