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AN ACTUAL CRAIG’s LIST PERSONALS AD<\/span><\/b><\/p>\n To the Downtown Savannah Date: I was the knife on me and my girlfriend, threatening our lives. You also asked for First, I drew my pistol after you took my jacket.. The evening was not that cold, Custom Model 1911 .45 ACP pistol for my birthday, and we had picked up a I know was even worse walking bare-footed since I made you leave your shoes, cell After what you’d done. Then I went and filled up my gas tank as well as those of I gave made his day!]<\/b><\/p>\n I then windshield and side window and keyed the entire driver’s side of the car.<\/b><\/p>\n Earlier, President Obama as my possible target.<\/b><\/p>\n The ;In a way, perhaps I should apologize for not killing is a far more appropriate punishment for your threatened crime. I wish you you’ve chosen to pursue in life.. Remember, next time you might not be so Thoughtfully Alex<\/b><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" AN ACTUAL CRAIG’s LIST PERSONALS AD To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah Date: 2011-11-27, 1:43 am. E.S.T. I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly … Continue reading
\nGuy Who Tried to Mug Me in <\/b><\/p>\n
\n<\/b><\/p>\n
\n2011-11-27, 1:43 am. E.S.T.<\/b><\/p>\n
\nthe guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over,
\nshortly after you pulled<\/b><\/p>\n
\nmy girlfriend’s purse and earrings. I can only hope that you somehow come
\nacross this rather important message.<\/b><\/p>\n
\nI’d like to apologize for your embarrassment; I didn’t expect you to actually
\ncrap in your pants when<\/b><\/p>\n
\nand I was wearing the jacket for a reason.. my girlfriend was happy that I
\njust returned safely from my 2nd tour as a Combat\u00a0Marine\u00a0in Afghanistan .. She had just
\nbought me that Kimber<\/b><\/p>\n
\nshoulder holster for it that very evening. Obviously you agree that it is a
\nvery intimidating weapon when pointed at your head … isn’t it?!<\/b><\/p>\n
\nit probably wasn’t fun walking back to wherever you’d come from with crap in
\nyour pants. I’m sure it<\/b><\/p>\n
\nphone, and wallet with me. (That prevented you from calling or running to
\nyour buddies to come help mug us again).<\/b><\/p>\n
\nI called your mother or “Momma” as you had her listed in your cell,
\nI explained the entire episode of<\/b><\/p>\n
\nfour other people in the gas station, — on your credit card. The guy with
\nthe big motor home took 153 gallons and was extremely grateful!<\/b><\/p>\n
\nyour shoes to a homeless guy outside Vinnie Van Go Go’s, along with all the
\ncash in your wallet. [That<\/b><\/p>\n
\nthrew your wallet into the big pink “pimp mobile” that was parked
\nat the curb ….. after I broke the<\/b><\/p>\n
\nI managed to get in two threatening phone calls to the DA’s office and one to
\nthe FBI, while mentioning<\/b><\/p>\n
\nFBI guy seemed really intense and we had a nice long chat (I guess while he
\ntraced your number etc.).<\/b><\/p>\n
\nyou … but I feel this type of retribution<\/b><\/p>\n
\nwell as you try to sort through some of these rather immediate pressing
\nissues, and can only hope that you have the opportunity to reflect upon, and
\nperhaps reconsider, the career path<\/b><\/p>\n
\nlucky. Have a good day!<\/b><\/p>\n
\nyours, Semper fi<\/b><\/p>\n