{"id":1284,"date":"2013-10-05T14:47:04","date_gmt":"2013-10-05T13:47:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.foxnwolf.com\/locknload\/?p=1284"},"modified":"2013-10-05T14:49:04","modified_gmt":"2013-10-05T13:49:04","slug":"human-gps-microchipping-embrace-it-or-ban-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/foxnwolf.com\/locknload\/?p=1284","title":{"rendered":"Human GPS Microchipping: Embrace it or ban it?"},"content":{"rendered":"

Who are you? Where are you? What have you done?<\/strong><\/h2>\n

(they could be “in” you now, by your doctor, dentist or surgeon during your op\/checkup)<\/p>\n

Tiny GPS microchips with your personal info can be slipped under your skin, leaving you lighter, ID tossed in the shredder. But wait\u2026 is this a sensible techno-transfusion? An H+ enhancement that liberates us from Luddite wallets crammed with primitive currency and dozens of stupid, unwieldy cards?<\/p>\n

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Or is it\u2026 dangerous?<\/em> Biblical apocalyptics say it is the \u201cMark of the Beast<\/a>\u201d – they think microchipping is mandated<\/a> in the health care reform of Barack Obama, aka \u201cThe Anti-Christ<\/a>.\u201d<\/p>\n

More rationally, will microchips cement \u201cBig Brother\u2019s\u201d control of the \u201csheeple\u201d? Nick Rockefeller reportedly told<\/a> filmmaker Aaron Russo in 2007 that the goal of \u201cbankers and the elite\u201d was to microchip everyone \u201cto control the whole society.\u201d<\/p>\n

Are microchips the new yellow Stars of David that Nazis forced Jews to wear? The numeric tattoos scrawled on concentration camp forearms? Are we being marched into a future holocaust? VeriChip is backed by IBM; fretful theorists<\/a> point to an IBM-Nazi alliance.<\/p>\n

Will microchips really make us \u201csafer\u201d? Can they be \u201ccloned<\/a>\u201d? Will they cause cancer<\/a>? Are they a step forward in the evolution of humanity, or the final annihilation of individuality? Wisconsin, North Dakota, and a half-dozen other states outlawed<\/a> mandatory microchipping. Web presences like \u201cWe The People Will Not Be Chipped<\/a>\u201d warn US citizens that microchips will incarcerate us in brainwashed slavery.
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\nOther nationalities are not so terrified. Twenty-three percent of Germans polled<\/a> said they\u2019d be happily \u2018chipped if benefits were promised, and citizens of the United Kingdom, arguably the \u201cmost spied upon people in the free world\u201d with 4.2 million public surveillance cameras, are anticipating<\/a> perhaps being \u201c\u2018chipped like dogs in a decade.\u201d<\/p>\n

What do I think? My first response, for everyone who is terrified that OverLords will monitor us with this new uberveillance<\/em>, is\u2026 wise up! Your bank transactions are already logged, there\u2019s GPS on your car and cell phone, so\u2026 unless you\u2019re swimming miles offshore, they already<\/em> know where you are!<\/p>\n

I believe GPS microchips have enormous potential to simplify, expedite, and secure our daily lives. Below I have listed 15 ways they can be utilized, followed by my micro-opinions.<\/p>\n

PASSPORTS<\/strong> – Everyone loathes the long queues at international airports. With microchips, we\u2019d simply saunter through turnstiles, unless we\u2019re blocked because we\u2019re \u201cillegal<\/a>.\u201d Citizenship would be awarded with a syringe; the INS would be armed with scanners. By 2008, 45 nations had already added microchips<\/a> to their passports, now they just need to get rid of the paperwork. Warning:<\/strong> The fingers of pickpockets can\u2019t swiftly steal a microchip, but we\u2019ll definitely hear scare stories of spies with small scalpels slicing people open in bathrooms.<\/p>\n

ALZHEIMER\u2019S PATIENTS, ETC.<\/strong> – Grandpa won\u2019t get lost when he escapes from the Florida rest home, because he\u2019s wearing his GPS. Nurses can let him roam at will, snatching him up right before dinner. Implementation already took place<\/a> with 200 Palm Beach clients; soon \u2018chips will be offered by every self-respecting sanitarium. Also available for homebound dementeds and potential fugitives from asylums. Five Stars.<\/strong> Solid Societal Plus; Seems Inarguable.<\/p>\n

LOST AND ABDUCTED CHILDREN<\/strong> – Cuidad Juarez and Disneyland. Two horrible, dangerous places where innocents can find themselves mercilessly separated from Mommy and Daddy. If Mickey Mouse can\u2019t help, and reluctant Mexi-cops suddenly \u201cretire\u201d… you can track down little hide-and-seekers via GPS microchips. Brazilian millionaires are presently tagging their tots to thwart kidnappers, other nations will follow<\/a>, plus theme parks. A survey conducted by the Future Foundation revealed that 75% of British parents would buy a device<\/a> that kept track of their child\u2019s movements. Warning: <\/strong>J. Paul Getty III had his ear mailed with a ransom note; future parents might find a bloody chip in theirs.<\/p>\n

CRIMINALS<\/strong> – The jailbird numerals on striped pajamas is fashion pass\u00c3\u00a9<\/em>, but GPS microchipping prisoners in a secret section of their anatomy is tr\u00c3\u00a8s courant! <\/em>Prison breaks would be nullified, and wardens could determine penitentiary violators. Who started last night\u2019s gang rape? Just rewind and examine the GPS intersection. Two-And-A-Half Stars<\/strong> because it\u2019s a human rights violation, an abolition of hope, and a dismal curtain-drop on a glamorous tradition bench-marked by Frenchies like Henri Charriere (Papillon<\/em>), Jacques Mesrine, and Jean-Pierre Treiber.<\/p>\n

CLUB MEMBERSHIP<\/strong> – Baja Beach Club in Barcelona and Rotterdam has offered microchipping<\/a> to its VIP clients since 2004. The excellent amenity guarantees easy access to exclusive features, plus the ATM component keeps tab on your booze and chow intake. Five Stars.<\/strong> A Win-Win No-Brainer. My 24-hour Fitness already has a fingerprint scanner; this upgrade would save me another 30 seconds\u2014that\u2019s 10 reps, plus rest.<\/p>\n

HEALTH INFORMATION<\/strong> – You collapse in an intersection, with a coma. What\u2019s wrong? Paramedic scans \u2018chip for health record and vital stats, quickly administers proper medicine and procedure. Life saved. Hooray! Plus, this record of weak spots stuck in our flesh will remind us to eat wise and exercise. Heart-risk activities could also be safe-guarded\u2014Grandma with her struggling aorta won\u2019t be allowed on the roller coaster. Warning: <\/strong>Enables quarantining of HIV\/AIDS individuals and other infectious humans.<\/p>\n

THE WORK PLACE<\/strong> – Your job record is updated in the 16-digit Verichip and passed on to potential employers. Far more efficient than LinkedIn. Warning:<\/strong> Would your ex-boss be able to stick in his scathing evaluation of you? Plus, isn\u2019t \u201cresume doctoring\u201d a creative fine art? I (theoretically) support \u201ctruth and transparency\u201d but isn\u2019t this going too far? On the other hand\u2026 resume polishing is a totally boring time-suck, \u2018chipping is far more efficient. A Toss Up, I Can\u2019t Decide.<\/strong><\/p>\n

VOTER REGISTRATION<\/strong> – What\u2019s with all the cardboard shuffling at polling places? Why can\u2019t I vote anywhere I want in the city? Will we always use that stabbing machine inside the musty shower curtain? \u2018Chipped voter registration can streamline our tedious democratic process, where our name is always misspelled and alphabet-challenged volunteers take forever to find us in the 20-pound logbook. Scan me in, please! Warning:<\/strong> Fringe Party members will be totally harassed. No more sneaking into enemy conventions. Okay for moderates, but extremists beware. Will political activists be stalked and liquidated?<\/p>\n

NEW BORN, NEW DEAD<\/strong> – Your baby got mixed up at the hospital, and you ended up raising a brat that\u2019s not even yours\u2014what could be worse? Infants could be \u2018chipped<\/a> right after their navel gets knotted. When they turn 18, their piercing pals could extract the \u2018chip, which also served as a GPS locator\u2014 did Junior go to study group or a crack house? <\/em>Similarly, when loved ones die, they can be \u2018chipped<\/a> to prevent grisly mishaps. GPS tells you they\u2019re peaceful in the cemetery; they haven\u2019t been desecrated for dental fillings, and no one is playing soccer with their head at ALCOR. If they\u2019re cremated, you can watch on a monitor as their GPS chip explodes\u2014kinda \u201cspiritual\u201d in a geek way. Five Stars.<\/strong> Kid control is excellent. Avoiding death deception is equally advantageous.<\/p>\n

POLICE, SOLDIERS, GUNS, GUN OWNERS<\/strong> – The manufacturers of Browning and Smith & Wesson have developed an implant-firearm system<\/a> where your gun gets twin-chipped with you\u2014this means the weapon can only be fired by your personal trigger-finger<\/em>. If an unarmed burglar in the dead of night wrestles away part of your arsenal, well, he\u2019ll still be unarmed<\/em>. Plus, you don\u2019t have to worry about your brother\u2019s snoopy kids prowling in your closet and accidentally blowing off your daughters\u2019 heads. Pairing policemen with guns that can\u2019t be used against them is obvious, and \u2018chipping solders<\/a> to track down POWs and MIAs and identify \u201cUnknown\u201d casualties is equally positive. Four Stars.<\/strong> Everything is excellent on this one, except\u2026 what about the heroic revolutionaries that break into the dictator\u2019s arsenal? If they\u2019re not \u2018chipped compatibly with the ballistics, does the glorious uprising fail?<\/p>\n

SECURITY CLEARANCE<\/strong> – Who gains entrance to corporate headquarters on weekends? Who can twirl the dials at the nuclear power plant? Who can stride into the \u201cSituation Room\u201d or creep into the cockpit of a crowded 747? On a slightly less urgent note, who gets to surf on my laptop? With \u2018chips, only the entitled can enter exclusive zones; the minions are halted by \u201cAccess Denied.\u201d In Mexico, the Attorney General, his staff, and 160 members of an anti-crime computer center have already \u2018chipped themselves<\/a> to control access. Warning: <\/strong>Sounds good because I always forget my password. But a big negative is\u2026 does this mean I can\u2019t sneak into extra films at the multiplex? Also, wouldn\u2019t companies use \u2018chips to keep track of off-work employees? If you call in \u201csick\u201d will you get busted if you then fly to Vegas?<\/p>\n

BANKING INFO<\/strong> – I have eleven plastic rectangles in my wallet that harbor my miserable finances. Whenever I\u2019m coerced into a purchase, I fumble with all of them, seeking sufficient coinage. Obviously, it would be far \u201chandier\u201d if my credit and debit cards were microchips separately implanted<\/a>, one on each finger. Warning:<\/strong> Mine are only worth the meat you could nibble off, but\u2026 wouldn\u2019t evil-doers simply chop off your fingers to gain access to your ATM? The digit ID has to be on your digits, too, because, well, we can\u2019t have people squishing their butts up against the screen to get a good crack-read. But still, I hate plastic\u2014all that drama when I lose them\u2014so I\u2019m awarding this option Four Stars.<\/strong><\/p>\n

LIBRARY CARD, GROCERY SHOPPING, MISCELLANEOUS CONVENIENCE<\/strong> – I want a casual, near-naked life, unburdened by thick documentation and green bills entombed in gamey leather. If my wallet was ancient history, I could meander in light pants to the local library to pick up some murdered-tree books for my Kindle-rejecting kids, then skip over to Trader Joe\u2019s for some discount New Zealand lamb chops. No more desperate pocket-plunging looking for proper ID because the biblioteca card and the Xmas gift certificate are right at my fingertips<\/em>. So is my Kaiser card, if I spring a hernia trudging up Lombard hill. Five Stars.<\/strong><\/p>\n

LOVE LINKED<\/strong> – Romantic humans can become more biologically absorbed with the dear one, by combining their nervous systems via microchips equipped with sensors that communicate with each other. Now Jack knows that Jill wants to eat Thai food, but Jill knows that Jack is aroused\u2014you think the waitress is hot, don\u2019t you Jack!? I know you do! You can\u2019t lie anymore! <\/em>One Star.<\/strong> Way too intimate for me.<\/p>\n

STYLISTIC<\/strong> – If we need 25-30 microchips for different functions, where do we put them all? I predict aesthetic patterns<\/a>, like the Tiv of Sudan that Leni Riefenstahl photographed. Eyebrows, ears and upper lip \u201cmustaches\u201d would be popular, plus stars around nipples, navels, and legs. Teen foreplay would include a game of \u201cFind my Naughty \u2018Chips\u201d and kissy-face rich people could hide them in lips full of botox. Four Stars.<\/strong> Not for me, but I like to watch.
\nAll that\u2019s above is just my mere opinion. Bear in mind that microchips probably will be \u201coptional\u201d in many categories at first, then they\u2019ll be \u201csuggested,\u201d then \u201crecommended,\u201d and perhaps finally \u201crequired.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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