{"id":1006,"date":"2013-06-07T17:00:11","date_gmt":"2013-06-07T16:00:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.foxnwolf.com\/locknload\/?p=1006"},"modified":"2013-06-07T17:00:11","modified_gmt":"2013-06-07T16:00:11","slug":"two-different-doctors-offices","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/foxnwolf.com\/locknload\/?p=1006","title":{"rendered":"TWO DIFFERENT DOCTORS&#8217; OFFICES"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><i><b>Boy, if this doesn&#8217;t hit the nail on the head, I don&#8217;t know what does!<\/b><\/i><b><\/p>\n<p><\/b><i><b>Two patients limp into two different medical clinics with the same complaint?<\/b><\/i><\/p>\n<div>\n<div><i><b>Both have trouble walking and appear to require a hip replacement.<\/b><\/i><b><i><\/p>\n<p><i>The FIRST patient is examined within the hour, has an xray the same day and has<\/i><\/i><\/b><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<div><i><b>a time booked for surgery the following week.<\/b><\/i><b><i><br \/>\n<\/i><\/b><b><br \/>\n<\/b><i><b>The SECOND sees his family doctor after waiting 3 weeks for an appointment,<\/b><\/i><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<div><i><b>then waits 8 weeks to see a specialist, then gets an x-ray, which isn&#8217;t reviewed for<\/b><\/i><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<div><i><b>another week and finally has his surgery scheduled for 6 months from then.<\/b><\/i><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<div><b><i><br \/>\n<i>Why the different treatment for the two patients?<\/i><\/i><\/b><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<div><b><br \/>\n<\/b><i><b>The FIRST is a Golden Retriever.<\/b><\/i><b><i><br \/>\n<i>The SECOND is a Senior Citizen.<\/i><\/p>\n<p><\/i><\/b><i><b>Next time take me to a vet!<\/b><\/i><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Boy, if this doesn&#8217;t hit the nail on the head, I don&#8217;t know what does! Two patients limp into two different medical clinics with the same complaint? Both have trouble walking and appear to require a hip replacement. The &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/foxnwolf.com\/locknload\/?p=1006\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1006","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxnwolf.com\/locknload\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1006","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxnwolf.com\/locknload\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxnwolf.com\/locknload\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxnwolf.com\/locknload\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxnwolf.com\/locknload\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1006"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/foxnwolf.com\/locknload\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1006\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1008,"href":"https:\/\/foxnwolf.com\/locknload\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1006\/revisions\/1008"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/foxnwolf.com\/locknload\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1006"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxnwolf.com\/locknload\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1006"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foxnwolf.com\/locknload\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1006"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}